A hilarious deep dive into the bizarre, unshakable loyalty people have for candy corn—even though half of us openly admit we kind of hate it.
🌽 A Kernel of Knowledge 🌽
Candy corn: pyramid-shaped, tri-colored, and wildly controversial. Each little piece comes decked out in fall’s finest—white tips, orange middles, and yellow bases—meant to represent a ripe corn kernel… if corn were made of sugar, honey, butter, and vanilla, that is.
These pastel candy pyramids have been haunting Halloween bowls and trick-or-treat sacks for generations. But how did we get here?
Turns out, these tiny teeth-coaters are meant to mimic a full harvest: white for the popped kernel, orange for the pumpkin patch, and yellow for the golden corn cob.
It’s basically autumn in snack form—whether we ask for it or not.
🤔 Corn-Flicted or Corn-ivore? 🤔
Candy corn sparks more debate than pineapple on pizza. It’s been called “Halloween’s most contentious sweet,” and honestly, that feels generous.
You either hoard it in a glass pumpkin on your desk, or you recoil in horror when someone offers you a handful like they’re handing you a bag of sadness.
But here’s the kicker: as of 2016, Americans were still churning out 35 million pounds of candy corn annually—that’s nine billion pieces. Nine. Billion. That’s enough to circle the moon in a trail of sugar and regret. So, if everyone claims to hate it… who keeps buying it? 👀 We see you, closet corn lovers.
📺 Feeling Corn-Fused? Watch This Video from the Food Network 📺
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pgFeX9GtS8s –
“When You Realize WHY It’s Called Candy Corn”
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