Our team got into a little bit of trouble, and our Mug Shots prove it! Caught “red handled” for some “white-cup” crime — come with us as we look through the glass and peek at some of our misdemeanors, misunderstandings, and criminal mischief.
BOOKING PHOTOS | The Usual Suspects
Our manufacturers are totally mug-nificent! We may have gotten into a little trouble, but they’ll always bail us out with incredible product offerings to get us out of the clink!
See our rap sheet of offenses, puns, and crimes against sobriety. These bad boys are tagged, bagged, and ready for court. These jokes are so bad; they should be illegal!
EXHIBIT A | Evidence Locker & Suspect Number
Suspect #001 — Sara York
Crimes of Elegance | Churchill Stonecast, Duck Egg Blue
Quote from Case File, #894302: “I couldn’t keep my handles off.”
Suspect #002 — Margie Gaunt
Handle Theft | Front of the House, Artefact Blue
Quote from Case File, #984568: “Stole some cups… what can I say?”
Suspect #003 — Chuck Kiley
Kiln’n It | Front of the House, Kiln Mocha
Quote from Case File, #267253: “It was only one drink, I think…”
Suspect #004 — Melissa Greenwald
Glass Half Filled | Anchor Hocking
Quote from Case File, #235695: “You should see the other girl.”
Suspect #005 — Leslie Rife
Caught Red-Handled | ITI, Red
Quote from Case File, #739215: “Am I looking at going to a pun-intentary? I promise, I’m sure I didn’t do this!”
Suspect #006 — Nora Wolf
White Cup Crime | ITI, White
Quote from Case File, #338915: “Carry the two… thousand…million.”
Suspect #007 — Melissa Greenwald
Silver Bullet | Front of the House, Harmony
Quote from Case File, #359651: “I’m not sure why I’m back here.”
Suspect #008 — Kate Pennington
Custom Job | ITI, Custom
Quote from Case File, #256845: “These mugs made me fly off the handle.”
Suspect #009 — Kristy Budnick
True Colors Shown | Front of the House, Artefact Green
Quote from Case File, #369856: “I suppose this shows my true colors.”
Suspect #010 — Hailey Ware
Looking Through the Glass | Hospitality Glass, Glass Mug
Quote from Case File, #278985: “I’m always the one in front of the glass; now I’m behind it.”
Suspect #011 — Melissa Greenwald
Tipsy Turvy | Churchill China, Isla
Quote from Case File, #359652: “Perhaps it was one cup too many.”
Suspect #012 — Kris Corbitt
Stylish in Seattle | Front of the House, Seattle
Quote from Case File, #458968: “Y’all chickens got drinks in that clink?”
Suspect #013 — Melissa Greenwald
Don’t Cry Over Spilled... | TableCraft, Enamelware
Quote from Case File, #359653: “I’ll need to consult with my lawyer… her name is…Melissa?”
Suspect #014 — Michelle French
Caught in Bloom | Churchill Tulip
Quote from Case File, #125475: “I guess I got too good at taking cell-fies.”
Suspect #015 — Marie Gibbs
Going Up in Smoke | ITI, Greensmoke Smash
Quote from Case File, #364759: “What’s the thing I should say to bail me out? I was mugged…?”
Suspect #016 — Chuck Kiley
Through the Bulletproof Glass | Anchor Hocking
Quote from Case File, #303351: “Of course, I’ve been drinking or my name isn’t Chuckles Kiley.”
Suspect #017 — Melissa Greenwald
Kiss of Death | Churchill China, Raku
Quote from Case File, #359654: “This law degree is about to come in reaaaaal handy.”
REPEAT OFFENDERS | Back in the Clink… Again
Some just can’t stay out of trouble. These two have proven that one mug is never enough — and the evidence speaks for itself.
Chuck walked in thinking he was just browsing. He walked out with a beer mug the size of a small bucket and zero regrets.
Bail was set. Bail was ignored.
Then the worst criminal of all waltzed into the station and racked up five counts — one for every round she ordered. Melissa didn’t just push the envelope — she mailed it, framed it, and set it on a shelf next to her mug collection.
The judge was both appalled and impressed.
KNOWN ASSOCIATES | The Manufacturers
Every good “crime spree” needs accomplices, and ours come in ceramic, glass, and porcelain. These brands make the mugs, glasses, and tabletop pieces that turn every round into a proper toast.
ITI · Front of the House · Churchill China · TableCraft · Anchor Hocking · Hospitality Glass
Clink, clink — we’ll supply the glassware for whatever you’re pouring next!
